Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rulez' Romance (DEMO)

You've played other dating sims before right? Y'know how it is! With the corny dialogue and slightly concerning content material?

 NOT TODAY. 

You've come to the wrong clown car buckaroo.

Welcome to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rulez' Romance! A visual novel that takes place in a parodied/ spoofed version of the world from the hit children book series that's published by Jeff Kinney. You control Rodrick Heffley, leading him forward in his admittedly WRETCHED quest to prove that he can, in fact, get a date! Spoiler alert, everything will go wrong!

Now, you might be thinking: "Why does this even exist?" well...I say, Hold the phone buddy, who are YOU to tell me what I can and cannot make? I hold the power over you right know, I wrote the PUTRID words you're reading RIGHT NOW. If I want to make Manny Heffley a gang leader, I CAN make Manny Heffley a gang leader. Go ahead, run coward, go and play the demo, DO IT.

Some stuff you can expect in this game will be: 

• Multiple different ""datables"" to romance! From disgruntled parents, overworked life guards or the oldest seniors known to man! 2 routes are currently available in the demo version!
  
• Multiple Endings!
• WaaaaAaAAAAcky dialogue and nose-exhaling worthy jokes!
• Enemy encounters built upon a QTE system!
• A very """unique""" art style!
• Honestly, a pretty good original composed soundtrack. Yeah, I have no idea how that happened either.
• like a really epic duck, look at that guy in the screenshots and tell me they aren't worth at least 2 minutes of your time,

So come on in! Let's look for some ROMANCE!

...eh, that sounded weird. Sorry.

(This game is a nonprofit parody. Diary of  A Wimpy Kid is the sole ownership of Jeff Kinney, Wimpy Kid Inc, and other associated owners. Additionally, this game is designed for those the ages of 13+ and up, and contains usage of strong language, depictions of violence and will probably cause brain deterioration.)